One day, Little Johnny's teacher
, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck
"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered.
"Good, Mary." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone else?". "How about a lollipop!" said Steven.
"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!", the teacher said.
Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp
The teacher and all of the students wondered about his answer. The teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp?"
Last night when I passed my parents room", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it."
: "Fred can you find me America
on the map please?"
Fred: "There it is!"
Teacher: "Now, Johnny, who discovered America?"
Little Johnny: "Fred did!"