71 jokes about little johnny
28 lemon jokes
Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon
have a beak?"Mum
: "No it doesn't my son."
Little Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary
that I squeezed ..."
55 church jokes
A Sunday school teacher
asked the children
just before she dismissed them to go to church
, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping
53 ball jokes
One day, Little Susie
got her monthly bleeding
for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls
62 sex jokes
Johnny asks his grandpa, "do you still have sex
Grandpa says, "Yes, but only oral
Johnny asks, "What is oral?"
Grandpa says, "I say fuck
you, she says fuck you, too."
A teacher asks her class: “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”57 sex jokesNext page Jokes
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”
The teacher replies: “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then Little Johnny says: “I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied: “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Johnny replied: “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”