71 jokes about little johnny
26 lemon jokes
Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon
have a beak?"Mum
: "No it doesn't my son."
Little Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary
that I squeezed ..."
49 church jokes
A Sunday school teacher
asked the children
just before she dismissed them to go to church
, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping
44 ball jokes
One day, Little Susie
got her monthly bleeding
for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls
54 sex jokes
Johnny asks his grandpa, "do you still have sex
Grandpa says, "Yes, but only oral
Johnny asks, "What is oral?"
Grandpa says, "I say fuck
you, she says fuck you, too."
48 teacher jokesNext page Jokes
A third grade teacher
always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem
The first kid
sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby
... if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"