71 jokes about little johnny
Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a
lemon have a beak?"
Mum: "No it doesn't my son."
Little Johnny: "Oops, so it was a
canary that I squeezed ..."
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lemon jokesA Sunday school
teacher asked the
children just before she dismissed them to go to
church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Little Johnny replied, "Because people are
sleeping."
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church jokesOne day, Little
Susie got her monthly
bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your
balls off!"
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ball jokesJohnny asks his grandpa, "do you still have
sex with granny?"
Grandpa says, "Yes, but only
oral."
Johnny asks, "What is oral?"
Grandpa says, "I say
fuck you, she says fuck you, too."
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sex jokesA third grade
teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short
poem.
The first
kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a
baby ... if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"
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