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Teacher: "If I had ten flies on my desk and I swatted one, how many would I have left?"

Little Johnny: "One, the others would have flown away!"

3     fly jokes


Little Johnny: "I can't go to school today."

Father: "Why not?"

Little Johnny: "I don't feel well."

Father: "Where you don't feel well?"

Little Johnny: "In school!"

2     school jokes


Teacher: "If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?"

Little Johnny: "None!"

Teacher (surprised): "Why not?"

Little Johnny: "Because you can't lay eggs!"

2     egg jokes


Teacher: "This note from your father looks like your handwriting?"

Little Johnny: "Well, yes, he borrowed my pen!"

2     handwriting jokes


Teacher: "I told you to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?"

Little Johnny: "Yes, the cow ate all the grass!"

2     cow jokes






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