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Teacher: "Can you count to 10?"

Little Johnny: "Yes, teacher – one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten."

Teacher: "Now go on from there."

Little Johnny: "Jack, Queen, King."

5     counting jokes


Teacher: "What is an island?"

Little Johnny: "A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side."

Teacher: "On one side?"

Little Johnny: "Yes, on top!"

3     island jokes


Teacher: "If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?"

Little Johnny: "Big hands!"

5     oranges jokes


Teacher: "I hope I didn't see you copying from David's work!"

Little Johnny: "I hope you didn't too!"

3     teacher jokes


Teacher: "What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?"

Little Johnny: "I don't know, I wasn't invited!"

3     boston tea party jokes






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