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Teacher: "If I give you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?"

Little Johnny: "Nine."

Teacher: "That's not right, you'd have eight."

Little Johnny: "No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!"

4     rabbit jokes


Little Johnny: "I'm not going back to school ever again!"

Mom: "Why not?"

Little Johnny: "The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!"

5     teacher jokes


Teacher: "Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes!"

Little Johnny: "We're not passing notes. We're playing cards!"

4     card jokes


Teacher: "Who can tell me where Hadrians' Wall is?"

Little Johnny: "I suspect it's around Hadrian's garden!"

5     hadrian's wall jokes


Teacher: "Great news, we have a test today, come rain or shine."

Little Johnny smiles.

Teacher: "So what's so funny about it?"

Little Johnny: "It's snowing!"

4     test jokes






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