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The pre-school teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"

The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?"

Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."

"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."

Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."

The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."

Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"

The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"

Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely shit my pants."

12     definitely jokes


Teacher: "What are you going to be when you get out of school?"

Little Johnny: "An old man!"

5     teacher jokes


Teacher: "Did you parents help you with these homework problems?"

Little Johnny: "No I got them all wrong by myself!"

8     homework jokes


Teacher: "Who can tell me where Hadrians' Wall is?"

Little Johnny: "I suspect it's around Hadrian's garden!"

6     hadrian's wall jokes


Teacher: "Can you count to 10?"

Little Johnny: "Yes, teacher – one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten."

Teacher: "Now go on from there."

Little Johnny: "Jack, Queen, King."

6     counting jokes






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