Little Johnny jokes

71 jokes about little johnny



Teacher: "Name two pronouns?"

Little Johnny: "Who? Me?"

6     pronouns jokes

Teacher: "Did you parents help you with these homework problems?"

Little Johnny: "No I got them all wrong by myself!"

8     homework jokes

Teacher: "I told you to stand at the end of the line?"

Little Johnny: "I tried, but there was someone already there!"

4     line jokes

Teacher: "How can you prove the world is round?"

Little Johnny: "I didn't say it was!"

5     proving jokes

Teacher: "What is further away, Australia or the Moon?"

Little Johnny: "Australia, you can see the Moon at night!"

5     Australia jokes

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