51 jokes about listsProposal
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.2 Short jokes
The music on the bus is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After A couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and looking really angry. That's when you remember you've been listening to your ipod.
7 violist jokes
Why do violists
leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?
1) So they can park in "handicapped
" parking places.
2) If someone mistakes them for mafia
, they might get some respect
7 soprano jokes6 violist jokes
If you throw a violist
and a soprano
off a cliff
, which one would hit the ground first?
4 light bulb jokesNext page Jokeslist sayings
How many socialists
does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously order an American light bulb.