List jokes

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

Who cares?

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who cares? They're in the dark if they change the bulb or not.

How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously order an American light bulb.

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.