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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

Who cares?

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who cares? They're in the dark if they change the bulb or not.

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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously order an American light bulb.

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A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?

The conductor. Business before pleasure.

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