50 jokes about listsProposal
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman gives birth. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says: "Not yet."4 Short jokesProposal
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says: "Not yet."
Finally they say: "When can we see the baby?"
And the mother says: "When the baby cries."
So they ask: "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
The new mother says: "I forgot where I put it!"
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.2 Short jokes
The music on the bus is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After A couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and looking really angry. That's when you remember you've been listening to your ipod.
7 violist jokes
Why do violists
leave their instrument cases on the dashboards of their cars?
1) So they can park in "handicapped
" parking places.
2) If someone mistakes them for mafia
, they might get some respect
7 soprano jokesProposal
If you throw a violist
and a soprano
off a cliff
, which one would hit the ground first?
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!”1 Short jokesNext page Jokeslist sayings
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do.
The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”
The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”