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Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?"

"My father said it'd be a good idea, Sir."

"Oh? And what does your father do?"

"He's in the Army, Sir."

20     army jokes


While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"

The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.

13     marriage jokes


How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.

12     light bulb jokes


How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

16     lightning jokes


What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?

One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.

11     specialist jokes






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