53 jokes about listsProposal
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.1 → Joke
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
10 → Joke
There's a big conference of beer
producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.
The president of 'Budweiser
' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness
what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke
"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.
"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."
19 → Joke
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor
, "Why do you want to join the Navy
said it'd be a good idea, Sir."
"Oh? And what does your father do?"
"He's in the Army
10 → JokeProposal
While attending a Marriage
Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife
Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands
and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favourite flower
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-rising, isn't it?"
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize you need to fart.2 → Joke
The music on the bus is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After A couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and looking really angry. That's when you remember you've been listening to your ipod.