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A high-school sports fan takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They have a great time, and their team wins. After the game, he askes his girlfriend how she enjoyed the experience. She says, "I loved it. The hot guys, the tight pants, but it made no sense to me." Confused, her boyfriend askes, "What confused you? It's pretty simple." She replies, "At the beginning of the game, they flip a quarter to see who gets the ball first. Then, the whole game they're shouting 'Get the quarterback, get the quarterback!' I mean, hellllooooo, it's just 25 cents!"

2     Short jokes


Chuck Norris and Superman had a contest once to see who was the most powerful of them.

The loser had to wear his slip over his pants ...

1     superman jokes


Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a pittbull?

Lipstick!

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