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What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

14     blonde jokes


How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

15     babysitter jokes


How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...

7     pervert jokes


How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.

3     light bulb jokes


How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."
2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!"
3) "We haven't got a policy on that".
4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."
5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.

12     light bulb jokes






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