91 jokes about light
An elderly couple is going to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me."41 → Joke
The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well.
One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."
Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.12 → Joke
How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?13 → Joke
None. In Chernobyl, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself.
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?11 → Joke
The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?12 → Joke
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!