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How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

One-two, one-two, one-two.

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What did the light say when it was turned off?

I'm delighted.

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Yo momma is so old, when God said "Let there be light!" she flipped the switch.

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Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

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