How many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?5 Ayatollah Jokes
None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.
How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?12 Feminist Jokes
1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?11 Actor Jokes
1) Five. One to climb the ladder, four to say "That should be me up there!"
2) None. The stunt double does it for them.
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?4 Film Director Jokes
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?13 God JokesNext page Jokes
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.