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How many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.

5     Ayatollah Jokes


How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.

12     Feminist Jokes


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Five. One to climb the ladder, four to say "That should be me up there!"
2) None. The stunt double does it for them.

11     Actor Jokes


How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.

4     Film Director Jokes


How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.

13     God Jokes






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