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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

One-two, one-two, one-two.

5     Sound Engineer Jokes


How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The invisible hand does it.

5     Economist Jokes


How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.

2     Marxist Jokes


How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.

12     Small Jokes


How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."
2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!"
3) "We haven't got a policy on that".
4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."
5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.

13     Manager Jokes






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