How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?5 Sound Engineer Jokes
One-two, one-two, one-two.
How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?5 Economist Jokes
None. The invisible hand does it.
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?2 Marxist Jokes
1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.
How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?12 Small Jokes
None. They're not small enough to fit.
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?13 Manager JokesNext page Jokes
1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."
2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!"
3) "We haven't got a policy on that".
4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."
5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.