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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who cares? They're in the dark if they change the bulb or not.

3     Fundamentalist Jokes


How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs.
2) None. It's a hardware problem!
3) Just one. But the house falls down.
4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project.
5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary.
6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?

7     Software Engineer Jokes


How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They use candles.

9     Catholic Jokes


How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Changing light bulbs is futile. Resistance is voltage divided by current.
2) None. They just self-destruct the malfunctioning equipment.
3) All of them.

6     Borg Jokes


How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

9     Economist Jokes






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