How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?13 Microsoft Jokes
1) 1001. One to install the new bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual property rights over every light bulb ever invented.
2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares Darkness (TM) the new standard.
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?9 Irishman Jokes
10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.
How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?9 Arab Jokes
None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?5 Bisexual Jokes
1) However many turns you on ;)
2) That depends ... is it AC or DC?
3) Three or more ... it's more fun to fumble in the dark that way instead of being alone.
How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?4 It JokesNext page Jokes
None, that's a Facilities problem.