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What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

15     Blonde Jokes


How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?"
2) "Define 'light bulb' ..."
3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?"
4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.

7     Philosopher Jokes


How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?

13     Lawyer Jokes


How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

16     Babysitter Jokes


How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously order an American light bulb.

7     Socialist Jokes






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