How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) None. real computer geeks prefer LEDs. 2) None. It's a hardware problem! 3) Just one. But the house falls down. 4) Two. One resigns halfway through the project. 5) 10. One to change the bulb and one to explain binary. 6) Is this a dynamically allocated light bulb?
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
2) None, they like to keep employees in the dark.
3) "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile ..."
4) "We've formed a task-force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder."
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?