Jokes - Light Bulbs


 


Managers · Light Bulbs
light bulbHow many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.

2) None, they like to keep employees in the dark.

3) "This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile ..."

4) "We've formed a task-force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder."
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Light Bulbs · Economists · Conservatives · None
light bulbHow many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The invisible hand does it.
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Catholics · Candles · Light Bulbs
candle,flowerHow many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They use candles.
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Arabs · Jews · Light Bulbs
light bulbHow many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
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Light Bulbs · Ayatollahs · Light
light bulbHow many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.
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