Jokes - Light Bulbs


 


Light Bulbs · Bisexuals · Sex
light bulbHow many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?

1) However many turns you on ;)
2) That depends ... is it AC or DC?
3) Three or more ... it's more fun to fumble in the dark that way instead of being alone.
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Light Bulbs · Marxists · Screws · Revolutions
light bulbHow many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.
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Light Bulbs · Ukrainians · Chernobyl · Glowing
light bulbHow many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Chernobyl, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself.
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Light Bulbs · Lawyers · Money · Screws
light bulbHow many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?
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Light Bulbs · Babysitters · Diapers · Changes
light bulbHow many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
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