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Actors · Light Bulbs · Stunts · Light
light bulbHow many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Five. One to climb the ladder, four to say "That should be me up there!"
2) None. The stunt double does it for them.
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Managers · Light Bulbs · Changes · Orders
light bulbHow many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."
2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!"
3) "We haven't got a policy on that".
4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."
5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.
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Microsoft · Light Bulbs · Lawyers · Microsoft
light bulbHow many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

1) 1001. One to install the new bulb, plus one thousand lawyers to assert intellectual property rights over every light bulb ever invented.
2) Microsoft doesn't change light bulbs. It declares Darkness (TM) the new standard.
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Catholics · Light Bulbs · Candles
light bulbHow many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They use candles.
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Amish · Light Bulbs · God · Light
light bulbHow many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.
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