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Light Bulbs · Economists · Conservatives · None
light bulbHow many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The invisible hand does it.
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Borg · Light Bulbs · Changes · Voltages
light bulbHow many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Changing light bulbs is futile. Resistance is voltage divided by current.
2) None. They just self-destruct the malfunctioning equipment.
3) All of them.
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Light Bulbs · Ayatollahs
light bulbHow many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.
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Light Bulbs · Lawyers · Money · Screws
light bulbHow many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?
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Economists · Light Bulbs · Market Forces
light bulbHow many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
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