Light Bulb Jokes (3)

Light Bulbs · Economists · Conservatives · None

How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The invisible hand does it.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Changing light bulbs is futile. Resistance is voltage divided by current.
2) None. They just self-destruct the malfunctioning equipment.
3) All of them.

0 Comments · Details

Light Bulbs · Ayatollahs

How many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.

0 Comments · Details

Light Bulbs · Lawyers · Money · Screws

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?

1 Comment · Details

Economists · Light Bulbs · Market Forces

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

0 Comments · Details

Light Bulb Jokes

Jokes 11 - 15 of 31

Jokes > Topics > L > Light Bulb Jokes