Jokes - Light Bulbs


 


Light Bulbs · Film Directors · Directors
light bulbHow many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.
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Light Bulbs · Irishmen · Drinks · Drinking
light bulbHow many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.
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Light Bulbs · Pro-Lifers · Screws · Screwing
light bulbHow many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Light Bulbs · Social Workers · Changes
light bulbHow many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "The light bulb doesn't need changing, it's the system that needs to change."
2) None. Social workers never change anything.
3) None. They empower it to change itself!
4) None. The light bulb is not burnt out, it's just differently lit.
5) None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness.
6) Two. One to change the bulb and another to put your kids into care.
7) Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement.
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Light Bulbs · Violists · Small · Screws · Light
light bulbHow many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.
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