54 jokes about life
56 → Joke
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar
talking about their lives.
The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE
. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK
. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE
. You know, Wash, Iron, Fuck
12 → Joke
Why were men
given larger brains
1) So they wouldn't hump women
's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
10 → Joke
Did you ever walk
into a room
and and forget
why you walked in?
That's how dogs
spend their lives.
16 → Joke
, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner
with my mother-in-law
and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow
, you have completely ruined my life'."
4 → Joke
Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly:
Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy
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