The sad life a penis: "I only have one eye, my hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, and my relatives are nuts, my neighbor is an asshole and my best friend’s a cunt!"17 Penis Jokes
A man went to the doctor.25 Doctor Jokes
The doctor examined him and said: "I'm sorry to have to tell you this - but you only have three minutes left to live."
The man said: "Oh my god! Are you sure there is nothing you can do for me?"
The doctor thought for a moment then replied: "I could boil you an egg!"
"Doctor doctor; I only got sixty seconds to live ..."31 Doctor Jokes
"Can you wait there for a minute please!"
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.13 Marriage Jokes
Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."45 Doctor JokesNext page JokesLife Sayings
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."