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Blondes · Police · Licenses · Cops · Speeding
blondeA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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Beer · Police · Licenses · Policemen
policeman,donutWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
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