16 jokes about lettersProposal
Grammar is important.1 Proposal
Capital letters are the difference betwen helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.2 Proposal
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.”
Billy ~ Toni
US Airways recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips.1 Proposal
Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon.1 Proposal
Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was.
When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven."
"I don't think I'll be there," the boy said. "You don't even know your way to the post office."
Letter from a man to Santa ...0
I wish a plenty of good luck and someone to fuck.
The present ... a blonde.