Letter jokes

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed:

A ... Almost Boobs
B ... Barely there.
C ... Can't Complain!
D ... Damn!
DD... Double damn!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "mother-in-law" you get the words "woman Hitler".

What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

A teapot.

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Teacher: Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.

Susie: "I is ..."

Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".

Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."