3 jokes about lemons
Little Johnny: "Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?"28 → Joke
Mum: "No it doesn't my son."
Little Johnny: "Oops, so it was a canary that I squeezed ..."
Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?6 → JokeProposal
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
A boy sees his penis and wonders what it is. He asks his mom, "Mommy, what is a penis for?" Their mom, not wanting to tell him about sex yet, says "It's for making lemonade honey."7 → Joke
Soon after, he asks his mom "What is a vagina for?" His mom says "It's for making raspberry juice honey."
Later, he asks his mom "What is a breast for?" She says "It's for making milk honey."
The next day the boy's principal comes over. Mom serves him lemonade, raspberry juice and milk. The principal asks them where did they get drinks that delicious. Before the mom could answer, the boy says: "We got lemonade from a penis, raspberry juice from a vagina, and the milk from a breast."