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What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

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Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

When the kids are in college.

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Proposal

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess a slug makes?

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A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."

The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."

The manager says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife - you can go to the office and do some work.

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How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Will this be on the test?

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