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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

32     husband jokes


How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men who offer to help.

11     feminist jokes


How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote control between his toes.

8     man jokes


Two friends, who had lost contact for many years, were catching up with each other. One asked, "So, you've got your own company, huh? How lucky!" The other replied, "Just a small one, nothing to be proud of."

Disbelieving, the first queried, "Small? How many people work in your company?"

The other sadly answered, "About half of them."

19     friend jokes


How many men would it take to mop a floor?

No one knows. They've never done it.

3     man jokes






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