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Two guys work for the city: one furiously digs a hole, the other quickly fills the hole.

A confused passerby asks: "Why do you dig a hole and fill it up again?"

The digger leans on his shovel and replies: "The lazy jackass who plants the trees is sick again today."

19     Hole Jokes


Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.

50     Man Jokes


What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

26     Man Jokes


How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

30     Beer Jokes


How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

We don't know. Never happens.

29     Man Jokes






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