jokes4all.net

Lazy jokes

Lazy - 18 jokes


Search



man,hiking
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said: "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

14    


What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

37    

woman,haircut

Why don't men do laundry?

Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

2    

caveman,food

Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

6    

man,toilet

Two guys work for the city: one furiously digs a hole, the other quickly fills the hole.

A confused passerby asks: "Why do you dig a hole and fill it up again?"

The digger leans on his shovel and replies: "The lazy jackass who plants the trees is sick again today."

8    




Jokes related to lazy jokes