The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said: "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."36 Doctor Jokes
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?37 Woman Jokes
Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.18 Committee Jokes
Why don't men do laundry?5 Man Jokes
Cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!
A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick.34 Ugly JokesNext page JokesLazy Sayings
An ugly woman is passing and remarks: "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady!"
He replied: "If you were any sort of a lady, the hat would lift itself!"