What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?20 Chicken Jokes
A brick layer!
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+ 2?"5 Lawyer Jokes
The housewife replies: "Four!"
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi, there, good looking'! How's it going'?"24 Lawyer Jokes
She, having already downed a few power drinks, turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said: "Listen! I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat-ass love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too! What firm are you with?
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?20 Lawyer Jokes
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?"31 Earth JokesNext page JokesLayer Sayings
Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."