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Lawyers · Sperm · Humans
What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
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Lawyers · Vampires · Blood · Differences
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Lawyers · Enemas · Coffins
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?

They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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Lawyers · Weight · Urns
woman,scaleWhat is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.
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How do you save a drowning lawyer?

1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.
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