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Sand
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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Catfish
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Differences
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.
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Santa Claus
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.
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Sperm
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Humans
What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.
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Vampires
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Blood
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?