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Lawyers 11 Quotes | What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed. 3 Comments · Single View
4 out of 5 doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any aspirin. 0 Comments · Single View  At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question." "Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you." 0 Comments · Single View  There are four kinds of sex:HOUSE SEX: You and your spouse are newlyweds and you fuck all over the house. BEDROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for a few years, have settled down, and only fuck in the bedroom. HALL SEX: You and your spouse have been married for fifteen years and say, "Fuck you!" when you pass in the hall. COURTROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for twenty years, your spouse's lawyer fucks you out of everything you've got. 1 Comment · Single View |