Lawyer Jokes (10)

How do you save a drowning lawyer?

1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.

Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

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Light Bulbs · Lawyers · Money · Screws

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?

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Lawyers · Trampolines · Shoes · Differences

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

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Lawyers · Manure · Buckets · Differences

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

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