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Lawyers · Drowning · Shooting
gangsterHow do you save a drowning lawyer?

1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.
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Lawyers · Sex · Clients · Money
girl,sexyWhy does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Light Bulbs · Lawyers · Money · Screws
light bulbHow many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?
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Lawyers · Trampolines · Shoes · Differences
shoes,redWhat's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Lawyers · Manure · Buckets · Differences
mop,bucketWhat's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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