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65 jokes about lawyers


What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How do you save a drowning lawyer?

1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.

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What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

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