Lawyer jokes

65 jokes about lawyers


Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

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4 out of 5 doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any aspirin.

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What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

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