Lawyer jokes

65 jokes about lawyers


What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

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How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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