Lawyer jokes

67 jokes about lawyers


Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

18     shark jokes

How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

42     apple jokes

What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

39     sperm jokes

Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers hostage?

They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands were met.

10     terrorist jokes

If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to the cinema?

56     wife jokes

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