jokes4all.net

Lawyer jokes

67 jokes about lawyers



Search




Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

18     shark jokes


How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

42     apple jokes


What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

39     sperm jokes


Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers hostage?

They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands were met.

10     terrorist jokes


If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to the cinema?

56     wife jokes






Next page    Jokes