Lawyer jokes

67 jokes about lawyers


Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

18     shark jokes

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)

15     ocean jokes

How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

42     apple jokes

Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers hostage?

They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands were met.

10     terrorist jokes

If your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to the cinema?

59     wife jokes

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