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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

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shark

What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

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How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

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tree.spring

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.

Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

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