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Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers hostage?

They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands were met.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

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How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

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