You find yourself stuck in a hole
with a murderer
, a rapist
, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?Shoot
the lawyer. Twice.
How many lawyers does it take to change
a light bulb?
1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw
it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?