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Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?

They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

17     stamp jokes


What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

28     sand jokes


You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

25     rapist jokes


What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

38     sperm jokes


4 out of 5 doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any aspirin.

18     doctor jokes






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