What do you call 5000 dead
lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist
; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)
How many lawyers does it take to change
a light bulb?
1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to screw
it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?