Lawyer Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Lawyers


Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?

They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

20     Stamp Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

28     Manure Jokes

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

25     Sand Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

30     Hell Jokes

What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

16     Skunk Jokes

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