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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)

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What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

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