65 jokes about lawyers
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?38 → Joke
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?17 → Joke
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?14 → Joke
They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?24 → Joke
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?14 → Joke
A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)