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What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

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Did you hear about the terrorists who took a courthouse full of lawyers hostage?

They threatened to release one every hour unless their demands were met.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

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Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?

They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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