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Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?

They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

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