Lawyer jokes

67 jokes about lawyers


Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?

They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

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What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

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