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What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?

Another lawyer.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest Stamps?

They had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)

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