65 jokes about lawyers
You find yourself stuck in a
with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
the lawyer. Twice.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only
one person at a time.
, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."
How many lawyers does it take to
a light bulb?
1) Three. One to prosecute, one to defend, one to
it the same way they do everything else.
2) How many can you afford?
Did you hear about the terrorists who took a
full of lawyers hostage?
They threatened to release one every hour unless their
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