Labor jokes

3 jokes about labor

How long is the average woman in labor?

Whatever she says divided by two.

22     1


My childbirth instructor says it's not pain that I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

2     1


What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

12     10


Jokes related to labor jokes