Lab jokes

28 jokes about labs


If men got pregnant ... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

6     man jokes

Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.

and, most importantly:

Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.

6     philosophy jokes

My childbirth instructor says it's not pain that I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

4     tornado jokes