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Kids 7 Quotes |  A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees."I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grown ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!" 10 Comments · Single View A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can." The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby ... if I can, and I think I can." The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!" 9 Comments · Single View  A man walked into a bar after just being dumped. The person serving at the time was a woman. She kept on giving him free drinks the whole night. When the bar had closed she went up to him and asked if he wanted to go upstairs for a quicky. He of course said yes and they went upstairs.When they got there the women asked if he had any protection. He didn't have any and answered no. So she told him there was a chemist across the road and gave him $ 1. When he got to the chemist there were a selection of condoms to choose from: There was a tramp one for 50 p. There was an apple flavoured one for $ 1. And there was a metal one for $ 1.50. As he only had one pound the man bought the apple flavoured one. During the the night of fun the condom slipped and the lady got pregnant. The couple married and raised a son. When he was 5 years old, he went up to his dad and cried: "Daddy why do I have green arms? This is not fair." To this the dad replied: "I would count yourself lucky my son. If I would have had an extra 50 p you would have been Robo-Cop" 0 Comments · Single View  Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!" 2 Comments · Single View
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