A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"38 Sex Jokes
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
Your mum and I got together in a chat room at Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met up at cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy disk to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:
"You've got Male!"
Meeting rules for managers:18 Manager Jokes
1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.
How many Justices are there on the Florida Supreme Court?8 Florida JokesProposal
No one knows. They are not finished counting yet!
A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia.3 Short jokesProposal
The judge told him: "In 20 years on the bench, I have never heard such a disgusting and immoral thing. Give me a good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key."
The man replied: "I will give you 3 good reasons:
(1) It's none of your damn business.
(2) She was my wife.
(3) I didn't know she was dead because she always acted that way!"
There are different ways to enjoy sex after marriage.2 Short jokes Jokes
1) Smurf Sex: This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep it up until you're blue in your faces.
2) Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime.
3) Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have kids, so you got to do it in bedroom.
4) Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say: "Fuck you!"
5) Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced and the bitch fucks you before the judge and everyone else in court!