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What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Why do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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