"Mommy, Mommy! I don't like the crunchy stuff in my pea soup!"
"Shut up. Do you think I pour Grandpa's vomit through a sieve?" |
| | A blond and a redhead are in a bar watching the ten 'o' clock news where a guy is threatening to jump off a 20 story building. The blond bets the redhead 50 bucks that he won't jump and the redhead bets he will. They see him jump. The redhead says, "I can't except the money because I saw him jump on the six 'o' clock news", but the blond says, "No, take it. I saw him jump on the six 'o' clock news too, I didn't think he would jump again!" |
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