I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught my eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the Chevy dealer, well I see one that I like, the dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk, disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said, "Well, Theres something missing".
The dealer, puzzled asks "What"?
I said "At the Ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car"!
Smiling the dealer says "That's so they can walk home"!
