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Q: How do you get out of an elephant?

A: Run around until you're all pooped out!

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"I see ..." says the blind man pissing against the fan - "... it all comes back to me now."

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What's the difference between a bonus and a penis?

Your wife always blows your bonus.

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Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess a slug makes?

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The sad life a penis: "I only have one eye, my hair is a mess, my skin is wrinkly, and my relatives are nuts, my neighbour is an arsehole and my best friend’s a cunt!"

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