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There are 3 types of people in the world:

Smart ones,

Dumb ones,

and Chuck Norris.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were seeing who could swim a whole mile straight.

The brunette swam 1/4 of the way there.

The redhead swam 1/3 of the way there.

The blonde swam 1/2 of the way there, got tired, and swam back.

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An old man is walking slowly when suddenly a kid rushes by and steals his cane. What does the old man say?

"McCain! Why I oughta! Somebody should teach you a lesson!"

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Yo momma so fat even Chuck Norris can't beat her up!

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Dan and Mike were drinking in a bar when they notice some retard acting like a little kid.

"Who the hell is that dumbass?" asked Dan.

"That's John. He has some problems if you know what I mean."

"How much you wanna bet he's got small balls to go with that retarded act?"

"No, man. I've seen his balls before. They're so small it's not even funny."

"Umm ... How do you mean?"

"Well ... Okay. You know those grapes that never got to be a grape?"

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03/16/2010

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