| State: Proposal. Review is in process. | Proper punctuation and grammar is what changes the statement, "Get off of that dick!" to, "Get off of that, Dick!" |
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| | State: Proposal. Review is in process. Dog died, A dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said: Pastor, my dog is dead, could there be a service for the poor creature? The pastor replied,
"I'm afraid not. We cannot have a service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road,
and there's no telling what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; u can go and find out"! The man answered innocently, "I'll go right away pastor ... but do you think they will accept a donation of $100,000 as being enough in return for the burial service?" The pastor exclaimed
"Ooh!... Why didn't you tell me the dog was a christian? |
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| State: Proposal. Review is in process. Billy and Sally are to 5 year old friends that live next door to each other. I say friends but Billy is often upset with Sally because Sally seems to have more, and is better at more stuff so Billy is often jealous of Sally.
Sally can run faster and jump higher than poor young Billy can When Billy takes out his toys to play, Sally brings out hers and as well all of her older brothers toys as well.
This began to really bother poor Billy, but one day when taking a leak beside a bush he had a stunning realization and ran all the way to Sally's and knocked on her door.
Billy was so excited because he finally new he had Sally beat.
Sally answered the door and very proudly Billy dropped his drawers and pointed at his wee wee and said "Look at what I have that you don't"
Sally looked confused at first but quickly took away the wind in Billy's sails by lifting her skirt and saying "but my mom says with one of these, that I can have as many of those as i want" |
· Details | State: Proposal. Review is in process. | A blond and a redhead are in a bar watching the ten 'o' clock news where a guy is threatening to jump off a 20 story building. The blond bets the redhead 50 bucks that he won't jump and the redhead bets he will. They see him jump. The redhead says, "I can't except the money because I saw him jump on the six 'o' clock news", but the blond says, "No, take it. I saw him jump on the six 'o' clock news too, I didn't think he would jump again!" |
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