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    Rank: 469 Topics: Farting, Marriage, Blankets, Men, Women/x/star_full.gif/x/star_full.gif/x/star_half.gif/x/star_empty.gif/x/star_empty.gif

    couple,lovingA man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.

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